question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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