True but thats because hes a fetus.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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