People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Randomize
