Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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