I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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