how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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