You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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