why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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