Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
