Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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