I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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