You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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