brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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