do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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