People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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