i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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