I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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