Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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