Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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