He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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