Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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