What a fucking waste of an outfit
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
