is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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