We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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