Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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