did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Drake has all the answers
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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