Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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