Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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