talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Randomize
