She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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