how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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