so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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