He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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