With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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