I feel like I'm in dance class right now
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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