Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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