So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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