its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
