He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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