We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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