How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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