FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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