I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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