I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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