some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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