Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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