So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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