i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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