So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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