first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Your cock deserves a montage
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
